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Author:  Smokey [ Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

Nintendawg wrote:
Joe wrote:
Regardless of who wins, fish loses, and rightly so.


I wouldn't say that. They're two different grades of awesome.

I mean, with fish you've got lobster, crab, shrimp, salmon, clams, muscles... The list goes on, and it's all pretty great imo.


That's all shellfish, so it doesn't count, and it's mussels.

@Blokeh: It's been well established that you guys are idiots, so that has to be taken into account when looking at stupid stuff like facts and numbers and whatnot.

Author:  Terradude [ Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

Great beef > great fish > great chicken > chicken > fish > beef

Funny how that works.

Author:  Joe [ Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

On the subject of fish:

Author:  DoFuss [ Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

If i had to eat one every day, forever?
Chicken. Out, picking something special, beef.

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

Blokeymon wrote:
Chewy, tough, tasteless, fatty. Fuck that.


Sounds like somebody:
1.) Can't identify a remotely decent cut of beef.
2.) Has no idea how to fucking cook it.
3.) Eats beef made by people who have no idea how to fucking cook it.
4.) Probably gets steak well-done, and thus deserves to be kicked in the fucking throat.

Terra's pretty much got it right.

Good Beef beats the shit out of Good Chicken.

Chicken is more consistent.

Taken on their own taste solely.

As in, grill up a piece of beef, unseasoned, and grill up a piece of chicken, unseasoned, there's no contest in the flavor department. Chicken's pretty bland/boring unless you add stuff to it. You can rock a steak without having to do anything to it (steak sauce is for women and the French).

Author:  Smokey [ Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

HGW XX/7 wrote:
Blokeymon wrote:
Chewy, tough, tasteless, fatty. Fuck that.


Sounds like somebody:
1.) Can't identify a remotely decent cut of beef.
2.) Has no idea how to fucking cook it.
3.) Eats beef made by people who have no idea how to fucking cook it.
4.) Probably gets steak well-done, and thus deserves to be kicked in the fucking throat.


Congratulations, you have described a Limey.

Author:  Joe [ Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

Smokey wrote:
HGW XX/7 wrote:
Blokeymon wrote:
Chewy, tough, tasteless, fatty. Fuck that.


Sounds like somebody:
1.) Can't identify a remotely decent cut of beef.
2.) Has no idea how to fucking cook it.
3.) Eats beef made by people who have no idea how to fucking cook it.
4.) Probably gets steak well-done, and thus deserves to be kicked in the fucking throat.


Congratulations, you have described a Limey.

Roast Beef is a national treasure, so go fuck your cousin, redneck.

Author:  Smokey [ Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

Joe wrote:
Smokey wrote:
HGW XX/7 wrote:
Sounds like somebody:
1.) Can't identify a remotely decent cut of beef.
2.) Has no idea how to fucking cook it.
3.) Eats beef made by people who have no idea how to fucking cook it.
4.) Probably gets steak well-done, and thus deserves to be kicked in the fucking throat.


Congratulations, you have described a Limey.

Roast Beef is a national treasure, so go fuck your cousin, redneck.


Roast beef is no where near being the same thing, so go rot your teeth out, tiny-islander.

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

Joe wrote:
Roast Beef is a national treasure, so go fuck your cousin, redneck.


Roast Beef is divine, but if your homeland's idea of roast beef can be described with the words that Blokey mentioned, then yer doin' it wrong.

Author:  Blokeymon [ Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

Roast beef - Trimmed of all fat, tenderised, slowly and carefully cooked, marinated, prepared with care and the finest ingredients, juicy, succulent, melt-in-the-mouth.

Steak (USA style) - YEE-HAW COWBOY! LETS TAKE THAT SLAB O' FUCKING COW AND KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE UNTIL, LIKE OUR SLAVES, ITS BLACK ON THE OUTSIDE AND PINK ON THE INSIDE. THEN WE'LL COVER IT IN SOME HOT WING SAUCE OR OTHER ABOMINATION AND EAT IT WITH FUCKING FREEDOM FRIES, FOLLOWED BY GRAMMA'S APPLE PIE FOR DESSERT.

ITT: Murrikans don't know SHIT about beef.

Author:  Terradude [ Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

Blokeymon wrote:
Roast beef - Trimmed of all fat, tenderised, slowly and carefully cooked, marinated, prepared with care and the finest ingredients, juicy, succulent, melt-in-the-mouth.

Steak (USA style) - YEE-HAW COWBOY! LETS TAKE THAT SLAB O' FUCKING COW AND KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE UNTIL, LIKE OUR SLAVES, ITS BLACK ON THE OUTSIDE AND PINK ON THE INSIDE. THEN WE'LL COVER IT IN SOME HOT WING SAUCE OR OTHER ABOMINATION AND EAT IT WITH FUCKING FREEDOM FRIES, FOLLOWED BY GRAMMA'S APPLE PIE FOR DESSERT.

ITT: Murrikans don't know SHIT about beef.


As a chef, this is the most ignorant post on this forum that didn't get deleted by mods.

:no:

Author:  Smokey [ Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

Terradude wrote:
Blokeymon wrote:
Roast beef - Trimmed of all fat, tenderised, slowly and carefully cooked, marinated, prepared with care and the finest ingredients, juicy, succulent, melt-in-the-mouth.

Steak (USA style) - YEE-HAW COWBOY! LETS TAKE THAT SLAB O' FUCKING COW AND KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE UNTIL, LIKE OUR SLAVES, ITS BLACK ON THE OUTSIDE AND PINK ON THE INSIDE. THEN WE'LL COVER IT IN SOME HOT WING SAUCE OR OTHER ABOMINATION AND EAT IT WITH FUCKING FREEDOM FRIES, FOLLOWED BY GRAMMA'S APPLE PIE FOR DESSERT.

ITT: Murrikans don't know SHIT about beef.


As an eater of steak, this is the most ignorant post on this forum that didn't get deleted by mods.

:no:

Author:  Joe [ Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

best steak I ever had was in Massachusetts, but I prefer roast beef to steak, but whatever, opinons, maaaaan.

Author:  Nintendawg [ Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

Blokeymon wrote:
Roast beef - Trimmed of all fat, tenderised, slowly and carefully cooked, marinated, prepared with care and the finest ingredients, juicy, succulent, melt-in-the-mouth.

Steak (USA style) - YEE-HAW COWBOY! LETS TAKE THAT SLAB O' FUCKING COW AND KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE UNTIL, LIKE OUR SLAVES, ITS BLACK ON THE OUTSIDE AND PINK ON THE INSIDE. THEN WE'LL COVER IT IN SOME HOT WING SAUCE OR OTHER ABOMINATION AND EAT IT WITH FUCKING FREEDOM FRIES, FOLLOWED BY GRAMMA'S APPLE PIE FOR DESSERT.

ITT: Murrikans don't know SHIT about beef.


:cop:
Um...

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chicken or Beef

Blokeymon wrote:
ITT: I don't know shit about steak in any way, shape, or form, also I still think black people are slaves.



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