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Empire or Jedi
The Empire Strikes Back 50%  50%  [ 5 ]
Return Of The Jedi 50%  50%  [ 5 ]
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Answer AND reason plox.

Empire for me.

1. The big reveal
2. Better, darker ending
3. No fucking Ewoks

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Jedi.

1) The consequenses after the big reveal.

2) Ewoks!!!

3) The most heartfelt, emotional battle that has ever graced any screen in history (fuck lotr up it's stupid ass).

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Empire. No Ewoks. More entertainment.

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RotJ

This is where Luke really comes into his Jedi heritage. This is where you see what a Jedi is really capable of, on both sides of the Force . Like Ax said, this film contains the most emotionally charged fight scene of its time, probably ever. I mean, there is so much material in the Star Wars universe that's drawn from that scene alone. Also, a reveal just as big happens in RotJ, actually two of them, where Luke learns that Leia is really his sister, and Luke tells Leia that Vader is their father.

And yes. There are Ewoks.

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Clone Wars.

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1. Fuck
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Well, the poll itself is flawed, do you mean the original cut of both movies? Or the terrible re edits with stupid CG like the retarded singer thing at Jabba's in Return of the Jedi?

By original cuts, Return.

By re edits, still Return, but just slightly.

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Clone Wars.

Reasons?

1. Fuck
2. Yo
3. Poll


Silence your mouth, heretic!

Empire for me. It's just all kinds of awesome.

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Fuck y'all "Jedi is better" fools.

1. Empire starts with an epic battle on an epic scale, and the first feeling that the Empire really are scary as fuck.
2. MOTHERFUCKING YODA.
3. Cloud City - the second "Shit, this ain't good" moment.
4. Solo getting captured and the whole "I love you." "I know." moment. Just fucking spot on writing right there.
5. The big reveal - not even Hamill or Prowse knew about this. The line Prowse spoke was "No Luke, Obi Wan was your father." Lucas went to Earl Jones and said "Say this instead", and until the premiere, only Lucas, Earl Jones, and the sound editor knew about this. THE FIRST, BIGGEST AND BEST TWIST IN A MOVIE.
6. The ending that was both a downer and a big "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE!" moment.


With "Jedi", theres so much wrong with it...

1. The fucking ghey way Fett dies (and the stupid-ass sound effects)
2. FUCKING EWOKS.
3. Changing Anakin to FUCKING HAYDEN FUCKFACE IN THE ENDING.

First person to defend point 3 for "Jedi" gets instaban. :viking: :knight: :shoot:

DISCLAIMER: I actually really enjoy "Jedi", totally love it. But if I had to choose one... Empire or GTFO.

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Blokeymon wrote:
Fuck y'all "Jedi is better" fools.

1. Empire starts with an epic battle on an epic scale, and the first feeling that the Empire really are scary as fuck.
2. MOTHERFUCKING YODA.
3. Cloud City - the second "Shit, this ain't good" moment.
4. Solo getting captured and the whole "I love you." "I know." moment. Just fucking spot on writing right there.
5. The big reveal - not even Hamill or Prowse knew about this. The line Prowse spoke was "No Luke, Obi Wan was your father." Lucas went to Earl Jones and said "Say this instead", and until the premiere, only Lucas, Earl Jones, and the sound editor knew about this. THE FIRST, BIGGEST AND BEST TWIST IN A MOVIE.
6. The ending that was both a downer and a big "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE!" moment.


With "Jedi", theres so much wrong with it...

1. The fucking ghey way Fett dies (and the stupid-ass sound effects)
2. FUCKING EWOKS.
3. Changing Anakin to FUCKING HAYDEN FUCKFACE IN THE ENDING.

First person to defend point 3 for "Jedi" gets instaban. :viking: :knight: :shoot:

DISCLAIMER: I actually really enjoy "Jedi", totally love it. But if I had to choose one... Empire or GTFO.


That part brought a smile to my face D:

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Jedi.

1) Luke not being a pussy anymore.
2) Speederbikes. They are awesome.
3) IMO, the BEST space battle that ever took place. This one really showed the Death Star's power as it picked off Rebel cruisers, and the size of the Imperial fleet. Every time I see the end, I picture Hayden Pussyface as not being there, but instead Mace Muthafuckin Windu.

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I would say Empire only because of how dark the movie actually was. Return of the Jedi seemed to "cuddly" for my liking.

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Hold the fuck up, they re-did the movie AGAIN to show Gayden Christensen at the end? WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Still, you tout a battle on an epic scale as one of the highlights of ESB. It was a ground battle between a couple laser turrets, some snowspeeders, and troop transports. RotJ has a space battle with Ackbar and a fucking Super Star Destroyer. They kill the SSD with an A-wing to the face (read: bridge), and the fucking thing stabs the Death Star. That's after Lando, Wedge, and Tycho fly INSIDE THE MOTHERFUCKING DEATH STAR and blow it up FROM THE INSIDE.

Also, Boba Fett didn't die. Lrn2StarWars.

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Also...

1. Lando flying the Falcon. Just seems wrong.

2. Ackbar, alright, I'll give you that one.

3. I know Fett doesn't die (his armour yadda yadda climbs out blah blah remember who you're talkin' to, bitch), but you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

4. Fucking this:
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