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 Post subject: Re: abbey from NCIS
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 7:57 pm 
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My first look at Snooki was a man with a horrible spray tan impersonating her on SNL. Now when I hear Snooki, I immediately think of Garfield.

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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 8:11 pm 
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The more I read about Snooki, the more I'm turned off. Would much rather stick with the Abbey girl.

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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 8:22 pm 
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it looks like she got some botox but then it turned sentient and now it's rapidly multiplying inside her face and her face is indefinitely expanding, eventually, her face will become far to heavy for her spine to support, it'll snap and she'll be paralysed for life as her face just continues to grow and the botox spreads around her body, her already large breasts will also grow at an uncontrollable rate and eventually become so heavy that her wheelchair falls over. BUT, because they're so large they act as springs and she just rebounds off the floor and flips onto her back, her head hoplessly flailing around due to the broken spine. As she lays on the floor in a disgusting and twisted position, she begins to weep which causes her mascara and fake tan to run, creating a torrent of disgusting shit that is channelled into her pouting mouth by the chasm provided by her engorged cheeks, slowly, but surely, she drowns.

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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 8:24 pm 
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it looks like she got some botox but then it turned sentient and now it's rapidly multiplying inside her face and her face is indefinitely expanding, eventually, her face will become far to heavy for her spine to support, it'll snap and she'll be paralysed for life as her face just continues to grow and the botox spreads around her body, her already large breasts will also grow at an uncontrollable rate and eventually become so heavy that her wheelchair falls over. BUT, because they're so large they act as springs and she just rebounds off the floor and flips onto her back, her head hoplessly flailing around due to the broken spine. As she lays on the floor in a disgusting and twisted position, she begins to weep which causes her mascara and fake tan to run, creating a torrent of disgusting shit that is channelled into her pouting mouth by the chasm provided by her engorged cheeks, slowly, but surely, she drowns.


Help.

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Liek, nao.

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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:17 pm 
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Snooky looks like a messed up chocobo.


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I'd pick the chocobo. It's cuter.

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I'd pick the chocobo. It's cuter.

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Nobody would punch a chocobo am I right guys?

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Depends on whether or not the chocobo forgot its place.

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Depends on whether or not the chocobo forgot its place.


Then you'd pimpslap it, not punch it. Punching implies you're dealing with an equal.

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Terradude wrote:
Depends on whether or not the chocobo forgot its place.


Then you'd pimpslap it, not punch it. Punching implies you're dealing with an equal.


Or a nerd.

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HGW XX/7 wrote:
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Terradude wrote:
Depends on whether or not the chocobo forgot its place.


Then you'd pimpslap it, not punch it. Punching implies you're dealing with an equal.


Or a nerd.


No, you'd just shove him into a locker.

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