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| Author: | Matthew [ Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
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| Author: | Nintendawg [ Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
Joe wrote: I see JZ and Nintendawg are yet to discover drinking. I know what drinking is. I just refuse to do so. I don't want to mess my self up completely beyond control, have a couple hours of fun, then completely pass out. Then wake up the next day feeling like shit in the middle of Ubekistan without a clue how I got there or what I did to break both my legs on the way there.  No offense to those who do drink anyway... *puts up flame sheild* *prepares for ban hammer* *stocks up on Phoenix Downs before the admin overlord comes* *Traded pokemon from a previous game that are stronger than the ones I raised now* *Stocks up on Max Potions* *Spends rest of money on a Safe House in Liberty City* *waits...* 
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| Author: | Joe [ Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
Nintendawg wrote: Joe wrote: I see JZ and Nintendawg are yet to discover drinking. I know what drinking is. I just refuse to do so. I don't want to mess my self up completely beyond control, have a couple hours of fun, then completely pass out. Then wake up the next day feeling like shit in the middle of Ubekistan without a clue how I got there or what I did to break both my legs on the way there. No offense to those who do drink anyway... *puts up flame sheild* *prepares for ban hammer* *stocks up on Phoenix Downs before the admin overlord comes* *Traded pokemon from a previous game that are stronger than the ones I raised now* *Stocks up on Max Potions* *Spends rest of money on a Safe House in Liberty City* *waits...* thats why you control the amount, I've mastered it, I'm yet to throw up/pass out/ doing anything completely idiotic (pissed on a few cars, but thats not completely retarded) due to the consumption of alcohol. also I'm yet to suffer a hangover bad enough to put me off drinking for any significant amount of time. |
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| Author: | Blokeymon [ Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
LMAO. Cracking stuff. There are grades of drunkenness though, so you CAN at least experiement to get your limits.... Blue = good morning Green = not so good morning Red = Jesus H Christ what the fuck morning Fresh = one or two drinks, feeling happy Merry = two to four drinks, laugh for no real reason Tipsy = five drinks, blurring and wobbling occur Drunk = six to seven drinks, everything is funny, nothing is stable, your tongue increases in size making speech difficult Hammered = eight to eleven drinks, able to pick up glasses and drink, but nothing else Wasted = twelve to fifteen drinks, people have to pour drinks into your mouth and massage your throat so you can swallow Pieman = the same as tipsy, but you're a pansy-ass lightweight who mistakenly brags about his drinking history to someone who could drink petrol with no ill effects |
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| Author: | Joe [ Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
I'm unsure of my "weightness" I can get drunk on two drinks but from then on in I can consume large amounts and only feel the after effects of being tipsy for example. what was ultimately a 9 hour drinking session I downed my first two drinks within five minutes of arriving then slowed down then consumed five drinks in the space of 10 minutes (one funelled, the rest chugged) and then slowed down. by the end of the night I'd had about 12. only woke up with sore limbs from the amount of dancing/skanking/light moshing I did. obviously not pints I'm talking about, either bottles or cans. |
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| Author: | Nintendawg [ Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
LOL. That last level made me laugh a lot. Yeah. Despite all that I'm just not that into it. Looks like I spent all my money on game references for nothing *Powers off without saving* |
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| Author: | Smokey [ Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
Blokeymon wrote: LMAO. Cracking stuff. There are grades of drunkenness though, so you CAN at least experiement to get your limits.... Blue = good morning Green = not so good morning Red = Jesus H Christ what the fuck morning Fresh = one or two drinks, feeling happy Merry = two to four drinks, laugh for no real reason Tipsy = five drinks, blurring and wobbling occur Drunk = six to seven drinks, everything is funny, nothing is stable, your tongue increases in size making speech difficult Hammered = eight to eleven drinks, able to pick up glasses and drink, but nothing else Wasted = twelve to fifteen drinks, people have to pour drinks into your mouth and massage your throat so you can swallow Pieman = the same as tipsy, but you're a pansy-ass lightweight who mistakenly brags about his drinking history to someone who could drink petrol with no ill effects I fucking lol'd EVERYWHERE. |
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| Author: | Jzboarder [ Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
Blokeh I think you and Pie need to go on a Drunk adventure again. Just don't forget the camera. |
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| Author: | Blokeymon [ Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
Jzboarder wrote: Blokeh I think you and Pie need to go on a Drunk adventure again. Just don't forget the camera. First good idea you had in forever.
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| Author: | Smokey [ Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
Jzboarder wrote: Blokeh I think you and Pie need to go on a Drunk adventure again. Just don't forget to take pictures of the carnage. Fixed. I wanna see progressive stages of drunken indecency. Also, bring something inflatable to beat someone with. |
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| Author: | Blokeymon [ Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:15 pm ] |
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Smokey wrote: Jzboarder wrote: Blokeh I think you and Pie need to go on a Drunk adventure again. Just don't forget to take pictures of the carnage. Fixed. I wanna see progressive stages of drunken indecency. Also, bring something inflatable to beat someone with. Dude, have you never seen this page before? Fuck man, that was the epic shit, and the basis for my grading up there! Also, I just picked up this tonight for a fucking awesomewin £4.99, and it comes with a GODDAMN INFLATABLE AXE MUFUKA. |
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| Author: | Smokey [ Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:12 pm ] |
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Yeah, I've seen. That's why I edited JZ's post, and all I saw was Pie going from sitting on a bar to lying in a corner with a hat over his face with him hanging on to the bar for dear life in between. I NEED MORE. I also expect to see that ax used liberally. Please and thank you. |
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| Author: | Nintendawg [ Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
Blokeymon wrote: Smokey wrote: Jzboarder wrote: Blokeh I think you and Pie need to go on a Drunk adventure again. Just don't forget to take pictures of the carnage. Fixed. I wanna see progressive stages of drunken indecency. Also, bring something inflatable to beat someone with. Dude, have you never seen this page before? Fuck man, that was the epic shit, and the basis for my grading up there! Also, I just picked up this tonight for a fucking awesomewin £4.99, and it comes with a GODDAMN INFLATABLE AXE MUFUKA. LOL. An epic tale indeed. also this quote made me LOL. Quote: Remember kids - drinking is NOT cool. Actually, yeah, it is. It's awesome, and you know it.
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| Author: | Jzboarder [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Vs Saturday |
to make things better. Get drunk on a live stream and play PS3 |
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| Author: | Smokey [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:41 am ] |
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^Play Burnout and drive drunk. With an inflatable ax. Do it. |
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