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Microsoft didn't know Rare made Killer Instinct. No, really.
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Author:  Nintendawg [ Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Microsoft didn't know Rare made Killer Instinct. No, really.

Is there anything that burns a wound more than salt? Because salt isn't enough to describe how I'd feel if I were working at Rare right now.

The more he spoke, the more he displayed his lack of knowledge about the company, and it's VERY saddening... That being said, maybe their new MS President will whip Rare back into shape? Who knows.

Author:  Blokeymon [ Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:46 pm ]
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Doesn't surprise me, considering they also thought they owned Donkey Kong after they bought RARE.

Seriously, do you even game, MS?

Author:  Blokeymon [ Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:52 pm ]
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That fucking dick Mattrick wrote:
“We just completely forgot there was more to Rare than Kinect Sports. In fact, we were kind of surprised to learn that they had actually made titles outside of sports games. We were under the impression they just made a lot of sports games for Nintendo like Ken Griffey, Jr.’s Winning Run which is why we put them to work on Kinect Sports in the first place. Now we know that Rare has made other types of games like first-person shooters. Man, I’m surprised we haven’t made them do one of those since we know Xbox fans love that genre.”

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Author:  Smokey [ Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:19 pm ]
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This is satire.

Author:  Nintendawg [ Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:26 am ]
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Smokey wrote:


>p4r

I seriously HATE this website, because not only do they mix real news stories in with their stuff, but I almost never notice I'm on there when I am.

HERE BE SECRETSLeague of Legends is actually a sport though, that one is real.

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:57 am ]
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Blokeymon wrote:
That fucking dick Mattrick wrote:
“We just completely forgot there was more to Rare than Kinect Sports. In fact, we were kind of surprised to learn that they had actually made titles outside of sports games. We were under the impression they just made a lot of sports games for Nintendo like Ken Griffey, Jr.’s Winning Run which is why we put them to work on Kinect Sports in the first place. Now we know that Rare has made other types of games like first-person shooters. Man, I’m surprised we haven’t made them do one of those since we know Xbox fans love that genre.”

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Painfully fake, but made me lol.

Author:  Smokey [ Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:43 am ]
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Nintendawg wrote:
Smokey wrote:


>p4r

I seriously HATE this website, because not only do they mix real news stories in with their stuff, but I almost never notice I'm on there when I am.

HERE BE SECRETSLeague of Legends is actually a sport though, that one is real.


LoL is an e-sport, but it's not an Olympic sport.

Author:  Terradude [ Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:04 am ]
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Not only is P4R known for being the video game version of the Onion, but they're INCREDIBLY unsubtle in their satire, like the one that got popular a couple weeks back about how "90% of modern gamers can't beat the first level of Super Mario Bros...they think the coins are enemies...they think the first Goomba is a powerup...and that's why we're making modern Nintendo games so easy."

Not only is that very clearly completely made up, but New Super Mario Bros games are dick-smashingly difficult, so it's even more obvious.

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Sun Jul 14, 2013 1:59 pm ]
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Smokey wrote:
LoL is an e-sport, but it's not an Olympic sport.


Just the word "e-sport" is offensive to anyone who has done anything remotely athletic ever.

Just because some assface says something is a sport, that shouldn't rape real sports.

Nascar. Not a sport for human beings. It's a sport to the car, not the driver.
Horse Racing. Not a sport for human beings. It's a sport to the horse, not the rider.
Poker. Not a sport.
Hunting or Fishing. Not unless you're punching that deer or salmon right in it's stupid fucking face to kill it.
Anything where you sit on your ass and play a fucking video game. DEFINITELY not a sport.

Author:  Smokey [ Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:16 pm ]
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HGW XX/7 wrote:
Smokey wrote:
LoL is an e-sport, but it's not an Olympic sport.


Just the word "e-sport" is offensive to anyone who has done anything remotely athletic ever.

Just because some assface says something is a sport, that shouldn't rape real sports.

Nascar. Not a sport for human beings. It's a sport to the car, not the driver.
Horse Racing. Not a sport for human beings. It's a sport to the horse, not the rider.
Poker. Not a sport.
Hunting or Fishing. Not unless you're punching that deer or salmon right in it's stupid fucking face to kill it.
Anything where you sit on your ass and play a fucking video game. DEFINITELY not a sport.


No, I personally agree with you. I'm glad that video games are being treated with at least some semblance of seriousness, but it's not a sport like hockey or soccer or rugby.

Author:  SugaFree [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:18 am ]
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Koreans treat Starcraft as their national past time.

It is a sport to them, these dudes get dat cheddar for playing competitive games.

I approve of e-sports. Haters can suck a bag of dicks.

Author:  Raiku [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:36 pm ]
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SugaFree wrote:
Koreans treat Starcraft as their national past time.

It is a sport to them, these dudes get dat cheddar for playing competitive games.

I approve of e-sports. Haters can suck a bag of dicks.


All I hear is how pros are getting banned for their attitude.

Also, I can't stand LoL. Played it online and it was pretty... stupid. Guy hogged the middle lane and threw a tantrum whenanyoneone else came near. Then blamed everyone else when we lost.

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