Read about it HERE.

Wonder what the Mail will make of that.

" Demon Spawn Infiltrate Queens Birthday Honours List"

The birth of violence was honoured today when two of those responsible for the downfall of modern society were given awards for their services to modern violence. A game that was passed off under the guise of an egg was obviously a metaphore for the infiltration of refugees taking our jobs and had a very real hand in the lack of faith in the church and the lack of respect in our schools.
The two Darling brothers, a bitter irony if ever there was one, would spend hours in their darkened room, no doubt relieving themselves in buckets and feasting on the vermin that would find their way into their bedroom, making a game on an, at the time, top of the range ZX PlayBox. A game that would be the catalyst for the tsunamis and earthquakes that have left so many homeless or dead. A game that has probably done more harm to the ozone layer and the environment than a billion flatulent bovine. And where was the mum when they were plotting our demise? She was providing the voices for their bastard creations.
And now the Queen has rewarded these social demons, not with a trip to the tower that they so obviously deserve, but with one of the highest British Accolades she can. Truley, Britain is finished. We weep for all who are decent.
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Hang on....

....you British?

Cos that's a deadly accurate impression of the Daily Mail you have there.

God save the queen. What! what!

That's pretty goddamned impressive. So, what are they in relation to Ian McKellen and Elton John?