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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:12 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:41 pm 
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Instructions weren't clear to him I guess.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:57 pm 
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Instructions weren't clear to him I guess.

See, this right here is the number two problem with America, second only to guns.

Bitches need instructions.

Bitches can't rely on common sense to guide them.

Bitches don't HAVE common sense.

If a hairdryer doesn't say "do not use this appliance underwater" or an iron says "do not iron clothes while wearing them" or some shit, then its guaranfuckingteed that some dumbass fucking retard will try it.

It has been said before, and I still agree with it 100%, that we should just take off all the warning labels of stuff in America and just let the problem sort itself out.

Fuck, I knew Joey was just having a laugh, but it rustles my jimmies so fucking much that I know that somewhere, in some part of America, some dumbass fucking idiot is complaining that their chainsaw didn't warn them not to shave with it.

Goddammit Joey.

Now I mad.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:04 pm 
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Blokeymon wrote:
Bokuten wrote:
Instructions weren't clear to him I guess.

See, this right here is the number two problem with America, second only to guns.

Bitches need instructions.

Bitches can't rely on common sense to guide them.

Bitches don't HAVE common sense.

If a hairdryer doesn't say "do not use this appliance underwater" or an iron says "do not iron clothes while wearing them" or some shit, then its guaranfuckingteed that some dumbass fucking retard will try it.

It has been said before, and I still agree with it 100%, that we should just take off all the warning labels of stuff in America and just let the problem sort itself out.

Fuck, I knew Joey was just having a laugh, but it rustles my jimmies so fucking much that I know that somewhere, in some part of America, some dumbass fucking idiot is complaining that their chainsaw didn't warn them not to shave with it.

Goddammit Joey.

Now I mad.

erm carl the toaster happened in the UK

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:22 pm 
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Joey is American.

Joey mentioned not having instructions.

Misusing shit because of no instructions is an American thing.

Ergo, my rant is valid.

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dragonheat wrote:
Blokeymon wrote:
Bokuten wrote:
Instructions weren't clear to him I guess.

See, this right here is the number two problem with America, second only to guns.

Bitches need instructions.

Bitches can't rely on common sense to guide them.

Bitches don't HAVE common sense.

If a hairdryer doesn't say "do not use this appliance underwater" or an iron says "do not iron clothes while wearing them" or some shit, then its guaranfuckingteed that some dumbass fucking retard will try it.

It has been said before, and I still agree with it 100%, that we should just take off all the warning labels of stuff in America and just let the problem sort itself out.

Fuck, I knew Joey was just having a laugh, but it rustles my jimmies so fucking much that I know that somewhere, in some part of America, some dumbass fucking idiot is complaining that their chainsaw didn't warn them not to shave with it.

Goddammit Joey.

Now I mad.

erm carl the toaster happened in the UK


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Blokeymon wrote:
Joey is American.

Joey mentioned not having instructions.

Misusing shit because of no instructions is an American thing.

Ergo, my rant is valid.

uhhh, Joey's referencing a fairly common meme. When someone says "oh it's simple you just do this" (or something along those lines) someone almost always replies "instructions weren't clear. got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."


you know that, right?

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Doesn't matter.

Still mad.

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I was thinking of something witty to say.

But I can only think of this.


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But I can only think of this.


fucking rost.

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I was thinking of something witty to say.

But I can only think of this.


fucking rost.

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