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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:55 am 
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Religion: The Game

Ever wanted to try your hand at religion? Concerned that most of it makes no sense? Don’t you worry; you can still enjoy the benefits of religion from the seat of your computer. Did I just say “benefits”?...

What is Religion: The Game?
Well, Religion is a Real Time Strategy game by Frostbyte. It pits you against other religions. In this game, you want to succeed against every other religion (Because every other religion is the wrong religion, right?). Build your base, and wipe out the other religion!!!

Sounds fun, what weapons do I have?
Holy hand grenades! Kalkaska’s! The power of thought and damnation! The different factions have different weapons. How do you use those against the enemy? YOU DON’T! The weapons are only there to hurt yourselves. Just like real religions, you only damage yourselves!

Then how do I beat the enemy?
Well that depends on who you’re up against. Catholicism? Send a secret agent to uncover an underage sex scandal! Islam? Send someone to rape one of their women; they’ll soon stone her to death for being impure! Judaism? Replace kosher food with the meat of an animal that has been HUMANELY killed, they’ll soon blow their brains out! Scientology? Stop watching their movies; they can’t afford to be religious anymore!!!

Will there be DLC?
Why YES! Download the Atheist army! It will cost you an extra £10.00, but who the hell cares. You’ll no longer be able to lose against your friends, because you’ll have no weaknesses. You AND your friend own the Atheist DLC? Good shit, you guys can chill out together without problems, building a better society.

Feel the raw power of religion for just £29.99. Pre-order and you’ll receive the SHOE BOMB from Frostbyte Studios, allowing you to blow up innocent people who don’t give a fuck, further showing the world what a dickish religion you’re a part of. See everyone, religion only hurts itself.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:57 am 
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It's tongue in cheek. It parodies religion bashers. I think we're all mature enough on here to "get it".

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Oh I know. But I'm hoping one of them pretends to take offence and then start having a go so that I can sit back and watch you squirm. :D

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Ah, right.

But, ya know, good idea for a game, eh? 8-)

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I'd buy it.

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So the implication is that atheism is the only real way to win?

That's pretty fuckin' open-minded, bucko.

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Ax wrote:
Download the Atheist army! It will cost you an extra £10.00, but who the hell cares. You’ll no longer be able to lose against your friends, because you’ll have no weaknesses. You AND your friend own the Atheist DLC? Good shit, you guys can chill out together without problems, building a better society.


I don't really see where there's any room for alternate interpretation?

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It's tongue in cheek. It parodies religion bashers. I think we're all mature enough on here to "get it".


I stand corrected.

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Anyway, don't pretend you're not gonna buy the shit outta my game. I'm gonna make lots and lots of moneeeeeeeeys yar!

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Oh I know. But I'm hoping one of them pretends to take offence and then start having a go so that I can sit back and watch you squirm. :D


HERE BE SECRETSWish granted.
Ax - Ah c'mon man, that was a private convo. Have some ree-spect n' that...
Terra: Oh fine. Point is, I was actually unoffended, Ax freaked out, it was hilarious. Good times.

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Just to add, via text, he was all "who be mad?" and I'm like "dude, half the site are churchgoers" and he was all "like who" and I was all "everyone bar HGW" and he was all "oh shit" and I was all "it'll be Smokey or Terra, one of those two..."

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