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Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:46 pm ]
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Drunk Ass Special #2... Sorry, it's not Dance Central


Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:39 am ]
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Hey guys.

I'm going to try to do something epic. I'm going to be periodically uploading stuff for the next couple of weeks, but then:

September 1st - 100 song uploads in 1 day.

Good idea? Bad idea?

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:05 pm ]
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Thanks for the input. D:

In other news, Gay Bar/Dance Epidemic is BY FAR the most popular video I've made. The highest viewed video I had was "Amazing Horse" (for some reason) and the Drunk Ass Double Header hit that mark in one day.

CHEERS

Author:  Smokey [ Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:56 pm ]
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HGW XX/7 wrote:
Hey guys.

I'm going to try to do something epic. I'm going to be periodically uploading stuff for the next couple of weeks, but then:

September 1st - 100 song uploads in 1 day.

Good idea? Bad idea?


DO IT FAGGOT

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:01 pm ]
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I just realized how epically hard and unprobable a 100 upload day will be.....

I'll do my breast.

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:31 pm ]
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Recordin' more for the 100 upload challenge... I dunno, guys....

I dunno.......

Author:  Terradude [ Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:11 am ]
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That double-header was one of my favorites yet.
Not just cause of how silly it was, but because they were actually enjoyable covers.

As for the 100-in-one-day, I wouldn't go that extreme. I don't even think you'd be able to upload that many in one day. Maybe something smaller but still significant, like 20.

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:20 am ]
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Terradude wrote:
That double-header was one of my favorites yet.
Not just cause of how silly it was, but because they were actually enjoyable covers.

As for the 100-in-one-day, I wouldn't go that extreme. I don't even think you'd be able to upload that many in one day. Maybe something smaller but still significant, like 20.


I'll do what I can.

I think, if I had to, I have like 30 that I could use RIGHT NOW.

Some are bloopers. Some I fuck up completely. Some aren't that bad.

We'll see what I can manage. <3

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:27 pm ]
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Attention!

Drunk Ass Rock Band returns this Saturday night!

As you know from my other thread, I've been coming to terms with depression so this all went on an unannounced hiatus.

My good buddy, Monkeylord, is having a Rock Band shindig in the UK, and was nice enough to invite me to it (online, of course). He called it "The Rock Band Before Christmas". In honor of this occasion, I spoofed a poem we all know. I'm calling it "'Twas the Night Before Rock Band" even though it's a night OF Rock Band. I just know there will be more nights of Rock Band before Christmas.

‎'Twas the night before Rock Band, and all through the land
not a martini was stirred, rather shaken by hand.
The console was connected to the TV with care,
in hopes we would perform drunken ballads with flair.

The adults were rocking on their plastic guitars,
pretending they were awesome like real rock stars.
Vocalists yelling, and drum pads go 'clap',
hoping that Sean's music selection ain't crap.

When through the headset there arose such a noise,
it was the neighbors pissed about these loud plastic toys.
It became apparent that there would be a clash,
so I took a beer bottle and broke it with a smash.

The neighbors wife plead, "Please, let it go."
"Can't you see he's having fun putting on such a show?"
Suddenly the sound of sirens grew near,
and the local constabulary would soon appear.

Having drunk so much, I thought I'd be sick,
I knew something had to be done about this prick.
The rage boiled within me as I went insane,
If I were to be arrested, this jerk would feel pain.

"Now Freeze! Don't Move!
We've got you surrounded!
Hands up! Or I'll shoot!
This is worse than it sounded!
Step out on the porch!
Hands against the wall!
Now relax! RELAX!
Boys, take him away!"

As I pleaded my case with a tear in my eye,
the officer did see that I was a pretty cool guy.
He stepped to my door, and heard a familiar sound.
He took off my handcuffs, and spun me around.

A smile on his face, that's when I knew,
that this officer understands Rock Band too.
I stepped inside and had another drink.
He consoled my neighbor, and gave me wink.

He was dressed all in blue, from head to toe,
he grabbed a beer and said, "Let's start this show!"
I grabbed the mic, and he grabbed an axe.
The song was "Panic Attack", no time to relax.

His eyes-- glazed over! His speech, so merry!
He was shredding those notes, his mistakes: nary.
He staggered back and forth from the booze, you know,
and he punched out my neighbor after the show.
My neighbor was crying as he looked for his teeth,
and the drunk officer defaced the jerk's Christmas Wreath.
He put extra force in the punch to my neighbor's belly,
and I have to admit, that I was a bit jelly.

He stumbled around and knocked over a shelf,
he was so drunk, I'd have to Rock by myself.
He waved goodbye, and left my neighbor for dead.
I was left alone to get drunk and shred.

I set up my mic, and grabbed my guitar.
Hopefully the folks in the UK don't think I went too far.
We played some more songs, how many? Who knows?
The next morning I had to clean off with a hose.

I reeked of liquor, and was hungover as shit.
I swore off the sauce, at least for a bit.
I only remember one thing said as we finished that night,
"Merry Rock Band to all! Just don't get in a fight!"


So there you have it, folks. Get excite.

If you're REALLY good, I may do another Drunk Ass Dance Central for shits and giggles (mostly giggles. If someone shits, I want to know, though [because of the video, not because you shit all the time {Blokey, I'm referring to you}]).

Author:  Terradude [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:51 am ]
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...I don't...

...I...

:clap:

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:26 am ]
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Terradude wrote:
...I don't...

...I...

:clap:


<3

Author:  Smokey [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:33 am ]
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YES. ALL OF IT. ALL OF THE YES. AND MY CHILDREN, UNBORN AND OTHERWISE.

YES.

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:37 am ]
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Smokey wrote:
YES. ALL OF IT. ALL OF THE YES. AND MY CHILDREN, UNBORN AND OTHERWISE.

YES.


Let the record show that Smokey has promised to sacrifice his future children in order to appease me.

Author:  HGW XX/7 [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:12 am ]
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Just to clarify, I was drunk when writing that, too. So, that's why the "On Dasher, On Dancer" part doesn't really work all that well.

Fuck it. I'm happy with it. Anyone who isn't will get slapped in the penis by Smokey.

Author:  Smokey [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:22 am ]
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HGW XX/7 wrote:
Just to clarify, I was drunk when writing that, too. So, that's why the "On Dasher, On Dancer" part doesn't really work all that well.

Fuck it. I'm happy with it. Anyone who isn't will get slapped in the penis by Smokey.


Bear Paw to the junk confirmed.

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