No, sir, I am not interested in fornicating with a clown, but I am indeed the foremost expert on cow tipping in the larger Tri-State area.

Come out west and we'll show you how cows be tipped, son.

Bitch, please, we were experts before anyone out there knew what a cow was.

Ah yes, because everyone knows of the great cowboys and herders of Carolina.

Oh shit, Carolina's got nothin' on the old west in that department. We'll call you if we need help with a Hurricane.

Did we, or did we not, get cows on the East Coast before the West Coast?

You mean like...

...YOUR MOM?!?

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You did. However, in terms of ranching and cow-tipping, you're the equivalent of the guy who was like, "Oh, this whole car thing is pretty neat", and built a small basic automobile. We saw what you did and thought, "Hey, that's neat, I guess, but we can make it better." And then we made a supercar.

So you're only good at making a fast getaway?

@Blokeh:



Oh yeah. I went THERE.

Oh wow.

COME AT ME BRO

No wonder we gave the usa their independence, cow tipping is not a sport gentlemen take part in

Nah, you're alright. I don't pick on new members with only a few posts, or those whose rank refers to a disability.

I'm better than that.

13 seconds onwards.

I lol'd.

Nah, but being awfully intimate with sheep is apparently your nation's gentlemanly sport.