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PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:21 pm 
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I'd had a cocktail with seven different shots of gin in it so I was pretty gone. Another four normal cocktails followed that too, so yeah...

Still didn't stop me throwing shapes and wooing the ladies though.

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Still didn't stop me throwing shapes and wooing the ladies though.

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2014 8:01 pm 
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been for a fxw drinks today so I'm every so slightly intoxicated

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 6:45 pm 
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Wait, i remember this place. Alkiyohol right?

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um yeah. so um ueah. lolzzzzzz. been dare drank that. I think. :party:

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DoFuss wrote:
Wait, i remember this place. Alkiyohol right?

I have some of that in me.


I hope he was a gentleman about it.

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Going to get absurdly drunk on Saturday night, got 20 cans of bitter, a bottle apple sourz and I'm making vodka jelly shots. My liver is going to be fucked

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I may have accidently eat most of the vodka jellies shots I made earlier on today

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I may have accidently eat most of the vodka jellies shots I made earlier on today

How does one accidentally do that?

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Bokuten wrote:
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I may have accidently eat most of the vodka jellies shots I made earlier on today

How does one accidentally do that?

I had to try some

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dragonheat wrote:
Bokuten wrote:
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I may have accidently eat most of the vodka jellies shots I made earlier on today

How does one accidentally do that?

I had to try some


Then he tripped, opened his mouth freakishly wide for a movie "NOOOOOO", and fell face-first into all the shots. It's a learned behavior from his days spent in men's bathhouses.

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