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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:31 pm 
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Far too many sober people in this thread...

If we had good shit in my house I would get drunk but sadly my folks are too white. When I turn 21 I'll drink a whole JD for yall on a live stream.

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Bokuten wrote:
Joe wrote:
Far too many sober people in this thread...

If we had good shit in my house I would get drunk but sadly my folks are too white. When I turn 21 I'll drink a whole JD for yall on a live stream.

Hold him to this, someone, please.

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He probably only meant a single "shot", not a whole bottle.

That said, if he meant bottle, and a proper sized one, not a miniature, then I'll fund that shit myself.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:49 pm 
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pls no alcohol poisoning

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He probably only meant a single "shot", not a whole bottle.

That said, if he meant bottle, and a proper sized one, not a miniature, then I'll fund that shit myself.

I said bottle not mini bottle. Besides, I have Irish, Scottish, french, German, Norwegian, and Slovakian in me. I will be able to chug it down. that being said I don't die in the process.

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Bokuten wrote:
Blokeymon wrote:
He probably only meant a single "shot", not a whole bottle.

That said, if he meant bottle, and a proper sized one, not a miniature, then I'll fund that shit myself.

I said bottle not mini bottle. Besides, I have Irish, Scottish, french, German, Norwegian, and Slovakian in me. I will be able to chug it down. that being said I don't die in the process.

I'd rather not hear about your multicultural orgies.

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I'm a self-controlling ravenous alcoholic, and I can't stand JD. I took a sip, A SIP, of JD, and spit it out. That stuff is vile. Buffalo Trace isn't bad though, and it's in the same price range.

I'll stick to my scotch, though.


BUT TONIGHT WE BE DRINKING A MIGHTY BARLEY WINE THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF BUT I WILL POST BACK LATER

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Bokuten wrote:
Blokeymon wrote:
He probably only meant a single "shot", not a whole bottle.

That said, if he meant bottle, and a proper sized one, not a miniature, then I'll fund that shit myself.

I said bottle not mini bottle. Besides, I have Irish, Scottish, french, German, Norwegian, and Slovakian in me. I will be able to chug it down. that being said I don't die in the process.


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Okay so it's the Heavy Seas Mutiny Fleet 2012 Below Decks barleywine style ale

It's pretty sweet and not very bitter, a surprising direction for this kind of brew.
EXCEPT IT TASTES LIKE METAL
HOW THE FUCK
DO YOU SELL A BEER FOR $9
WHEN IT TASTES LIKE METAL
DO THEY NOT TASTE THEIR OWN STUFF BEFORE BOTTLING


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Terradude wrote:
Bokuten wrote:
Blokeymon wrote:
He probably only meant a single "shot", not a whole bottle.

That said, if he meant bottle, and a proper sized one, not a miniature, then I'll fund that shit myself.

I said bottle not mini bottle. Besides, I have Irish, Scottish, french, German, Norwegian, and Slovakian in me. I will be able to chug it down. that being said I don't die in the process.


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pls no alcohol poisoning

It's the only way he'll learn.

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It took me like um 6 or 10 regular bans and 2-4 permabans for me to learn my lesson on internet forms. So it will take awhile before I learn my lesson.
As typing this post I remembered this video.



Freaking L.A. Beast. This guy is awesome.

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Prof. Chaos wrote:
Okay so it's the Heavy Seas Mutiny Fleet 2012 Below Decks barleywine style ale

It's pretty sweet and not very bitter, a surprising direction for this kind of brew.
EXCEPT IT TASTES LIKE METAL
HOW THE FUCK
DO YOU SELL A BEER FOR $9
WHEN IT TASTES LIKE METAL
DO THEY NOT TASTE THEIR OWN STUFF BEFORE BOTTLING


I don't know if it's just me, but I can't tell if it tastes like "Dude...metal." or if it tastes like pennies. If it's the former, I'll take eight. If it's the latter...may or may not want.

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Smokey wrote:
Prof. Chaos wrote:
Okay so it's the Heavy Seas Mutiny Fleet 2012 Below Decks barleywine style ale

It's pretty sweet and not very bitter, a surprising direction for this kind of brew.
EXCEPT IT TASTES LIKE METAL
HOW THE FUCK
DO YOU SELL A BEER FOR $9
WHEN IT TASTES LIKE METAL
DO THEY NOT TASTE THEIR OWN STUFF BEFORE BOTTLING


I don't know if it's just me, but I can't tell if it tastes like "Dude...metal." or if it tastes like pennies. If it's the former, I'll take eight. If it's the latter...may or may not want.


Pennies.

I had to chug it to get past it.

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Prof. Chaos wrote:
Smokey wrote:
Prof. Chaos wrote:
Okay so it's the Heavy Seas Mutiny Fleet 2012 Below Decks barleywine style ale

It's pretty sweet and not very bitter, a surprising direction for this kind of brew.
EXCEPT IT TASTES LIKE METAL
HOW THE FUCK
DO YOU SELL A BEER FOR $9
WHEN IT TASTES LIKE METAL
DO THEY NOT TASTE THEIR OWN STUFF BEFORE BOTTLING


I don't know if it's just me, but I can't tell if it tastes like "Dude...metal." or if it tastes like pennies. If it's the former, I'll take eight. If it's the latter...may or may not want.


Pennies.

I had to chug it to get past it.


Hmm, I always used to like sucking on pennies (AS IN CURRENCY, YOU ASSHOLES) as a kid, so...possible future acquisition.

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Hmm, I always used to like sucking on penis as a kid, so...possible future acquisition.

heh

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