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 Post subject: Re: The Drunk thread
PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:49 am 
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how did no one call out jz on saying his parents are too white to have good liquor then said when he turns 21 he'll drink JD? Is there a whiter liquor?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:52 am 
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He just said it to be cool, and JD is one of this board's favorite drinks, so.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:31 am 
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how did no one call out jz on saying his parents are too white to have good liquor then said when he turns 21 he'll drink JD? Is there a whiter liquor?

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Shit is not even alcoholic and it tastes like piss.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:43 am 
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I fail to see your point. You blamed there being no good liquor on them being too white.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:14 am 
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I fail to see your point. You blamed there being no good liquor on them being too white.

Are you suggesting that JZ isn't whiter than Casper the Friendly ghost?

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shit, just got in from a birthday party, it was fuckin epic

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you know it's an epic night when the first words to the better half are ' darling did i come back last night wearing pants

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Think my liver broke.

you THINK? :um: :hmm:

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fanboy19 wrote:
how did no one call out jz on saying his parents are too white to have good liquor then said when he turns 21 he'll drink JD? Is there a whiter liquor?


A Shirley Temple?

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DoFuss wrote:
Think my liver broke.

you THINK? :um: :hmm:

Vomiting after a night of drinking… out of action for a day. Nothing new there.
Pain in my back, lethargy, loss of appetite, and aversion to booze… all new.

DoFuss's Liver… 20.02.1980 - 28.06.2013

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:20 pm 
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drank for nearly 12 hours yesterday and i'm not hungover today, erm answers on postcard please

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drank for nearly 12 hours yesterday and i'm not hungover today, erm answers on postcard please

How's the liver?

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