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PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:29 am 
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And you're only in your tenth year of school?

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Ok I didn't think that through. Because I'm actually in my last year now.

Anyway, it;s 2:30 AM and my fucking new neighbours are playing some fucking drum and bass shitty bollocks really fucking loud.
How would they like it if I started playing some heavy fucking metal on their fucking doorstep?

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@ Orrah - No worries man, I might be a shit but I ain't that nasty. :D And I didn't say she was a bifter, cos she isn't. She's just too skinny for my tastes. Wimminz gotz to havz humpz yo. But yeah, consider me schtum.

@ Matt - Do it. Fuck 'em.

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@ Orrah - No worries man, I might be a shit but I ain't that nasty. :D And I didn't say she was a bifter, cos she isn't. She's just too skinny for my tastes. Wimminz gotz to havz humpz yo. But yeah, consider me schtum.


Yeah, I figured but I ask anyway. ;)

I'm currently sat in my dressing gown wondering what the hell to do with my day... I think I've managed to find a job but the downside is that I'll be working in a warehouse doing manual labour (that doesn't bother me) with chavs (that part bothers me). Haven to go for an induction thing tomorrow. Working hours are 1330 til 2100 and it's minimum wage. There goes my social life. :(

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^Eww. My sympathies.

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@ Orrah - No worries man, I might be a shit but I ain't that nasty. :D And I didn't say she was a bifter, cos she isn't. She's just too skinny for my tastes. Wimminz gotz to havz humpz yo. But yeah, consider me schtum.


...I understood about half of that.

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^about your sig ^ :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

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i wonder what i should say next to her?

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What did you say to her originally?

I started my new job today - the one in the warehouse.

I also walked out of my new job today. :hi:

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I started my new job today - the one in the warehouse.

I also walked out of my new job today. :hi:

:facepalm:
For christs sake man, you don't see me walking out of school because there's chavs.

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BRAP BRAP BIG UP ALL MANZ!
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Orrah wrote:
What did you say to her originally?

I started my new job today - the one in the warehouse.

I also walked out of my new job today. :hi:


i asked about her antennae from july 4th(she was wearing stars and stripes antennae) and she mentioned that her sister hates her acting like that

then i introduced myself starting with my name, she said hers (lets call her hermes) and i said that i was told id feel more welcome in stores if i introduced my name to employees(although i believe that was unnessesary)

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In customer services roles, its always good to introduce yourself by name. However, yeah, I'm thinking there might not have been any real reason to mention that there....

Next time, ask her if her sister still hates her antennae, and if she replies yes, just say something like she shouldn't care about it, and just have fun, cos who knows what tomorrow will bring.

But want the best advice? Listen. Don't talk, unless its to answer a question or to add a valid point. Women LOVE men who listen. Just make sure you act interested if she's boring the tits off you! :lol:

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MatthewSFC wrote:
Orrah wrote:
I started my new job today - the one in the warehouse.

I also walked out of my new job today. :hi:

:facepalm:
For christs sake man, you don't see me walking out of school because there's chavs.


There were a lot of things wrong with the place but the thing that caused me to just walk out was when a guy started screaming at me for not doing what he had told me to do. Considering he had been speaking Polish to me I think I can be excused for not knowing what the fuck he was talking about - I thought he was talking to the guy next to me. Anyways, he started shouting at me so I told him to fuck off which made him even angrier. In the end I just decided it wasn't worth my time.

I have an interview with a solicitors on Wednesday, was chatting to the receptionist last time I was there and she seems to think I have a good chance. Plus I look DAMN GOOD in my suit. ;)

Raiku, good to hear that you're talking to her now. Take it slow, try to build up a bit of a rapport with her. But not too slow, don't want to wind up in the... FRIEND ZONE!!! :no:

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