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Matthew
 Post subject: Re: The Longest Thread Ever - aka Spam Central
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:03 pm 
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Wait, you have a 360 now?

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 Post subject: Re: The Longest Thread Ever - aka Spam Central
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No, I just got one of those XBL accounts on the site so if IF I do get a 360, I can have MatthewSFC as my gamertag.

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Haven't turned my 360 on in a few days. Next time I do I'll accept your request.

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I DID IT!!!

i introduced myself to that girl

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So what happened? :D

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Thats the hard part over and done with.

Now she knows you, she knows you! :yes:

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Raiku wrote:
I DID IT!!!

i introduced myself to that girl


Can I have some of your luck with women? Mine has been fucking awful lately...

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Orrah wrote:
Raiku wrote:
I DID IT!!!

i introduced myself to that girl


Can I have some of your luck with women? Mine has been fucking awful lately...


dude, i grew a pair 3 times to muster up the courage to do it

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 Post subject: Re: The Longest Thread Ever - aka Spam Central
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:wtf:

:hmm:

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Raiku wrote:
Orrah wrote:
Raiku wrote:
I DID IT!!!

i introduced myself to that girl


Can I have some of your luck with women? Mine has been fucking awful lately...


dude, i grew a pair 3 times to muster up the courage to do it


You have... 3 pairs? :wtf:

I'll tell you a little story about the last time I was out with a girl, shall I? We both got very drunk and went back to her place. She smoked a bit of weed (I refrained since I had a pending RAF application at the time and was expecting a drugs test at some point) and we started getting busy. Then she starts telling me how much she loves anal sex and pulls out a bottle of lube. I'm all for it, I've never tried anal sex and this girl is begging me to do it with her. :yes:

Then, I kid you not, she falls asleep. She literally just loses consciousness mid-sentence and I'm sat, half-clothed, on her bed wondering what the fuck to do now. :facepalm:

That, ladies and gentleman, is my luck in recent times.

I put my clothes back on and walked home from Bradford. It was a long walk. And I can't even hope to try again since she has a boyfriend. :(

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That is fucking horrific, and hilarious, at the same time?

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