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 Post subject: Re: The Longest Thread Ever - aka Spam Central
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:33 am 
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You've met her. :twisted:

And yes, it is hilarious.

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So lemme get this straight: This chick practically BEGS you to do her in the bum, you're half-clothed, and when she falls asleep, you put the hog away and walk home? You didn't even grope her?

Pass your man card forward NOW.

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 Post subject: Re: The Longest Thread Ever - aka Spam Central
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Oh, sorry, should I have raped her instead? :hmm:

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Orrah wrote:
Oh, sorry, should I have raped her instead? :hmm:

Yes.

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Oh, sorry, should I have raped her instead? :hmm:

Yes.


Don't ever come near my family. :um:

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Oh, sorry, should I have raped her instead? :hmm:

Yes.


Don't ever come near my family. :um:

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Orrah wrote:
Oh, sorry, should I have raped her instead? :hmm:


You could have at least woken her up.

But yeah, rape would definitely be the first alternative.

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Oh, sorry, should I have raped her instead? :hmm:


You could have at least woken her up.


I tried but she was completely out of it. :(

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Orrah wrote:
You've met her. :twisted:

And yes, it is hilarious.

WHAT?!?!?

I demand to know who this was, via PM if you must.

Or just give clues on here so I can work it out.

Actually.... I think I might know who it is. Did she work (and around) at Aviva before going off to have a sprog? :hmm:

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Don't insult me, I wouldn't touch her if my life depended on it! :wtf:

No, no, no... She used to work at GAME. I went to school with her too.

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Now I know the name, but I believe there were two there with that name.

Short haired big eyed or long haired posh-accent?

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I just got around to listening to the new P-N podcast. WHAT. THE. FUCK. Less Pokeymanz, moar Awsum.

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Smokey wrote:
Less Pokeymanz, moar Awsum.


Less Awsum, moar Awsum?

I don't think I understand...

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