I did a poo at work.

Two, in fact!

Brief history lesson, I cannot go on anyone else's throne but my own. Remember the character "Shitbreak" in American Pie? Yeah, that's me. But today.... I pooed!

Yay me!

congrats???

Why this is the...

This made me

I've gotten to the point where it's unavoidable. My body seems to enjoy making me do it in public places... or else I get the rottenest gas in the world. You better believe I flush before doing anything, use half the role to cover the seat, throw some more down in the water to ensure no splashing, and then only let anything move in the nether regions when I'm positive I'm not sharing the space with others.

I so have to do this cant stand using public toilets. You dont know what other people have got.

I never ever go on another toilet, I can only think of two occassions in my 16 years I've gone off of my own throne.

I throw some paper in the bowl to avoid splashing no matter where I am

it hate it.

Yep, drives me nuts.

You people astound and disturb me. It's your ass. You sit on it. And then you prattle on about its welfare? Hypocrites.

Did you even put your name on it?

I don't really have an issue with dropping a brown bomb in public, unless some dippy twat had his slash all over the seat.