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I read the first page... I hate this thread.

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All this kid asked Santa for was for his dad to come home.



OH MY GOD I'M BAWWWING, I'M BAWWWING....

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Heres a true story for you all. And I know its true, because it happened merely half an hour ago, in this house, and I was part of it.

So we've been having problems with Zack behaving himself. He's a typical 3 year old kid - stamps his feet whenever he can't have something, throws things at people, will do whatever it is that you have just told him not to do. The usual stuff.

We've tried the naughty step. We've tried smacked bums (not too hard, mind - we're parents not child abusers). We've tried shouting. We've tried threatening to throw out all his toys. They have all worked... for around an hour, and then bam, back to square one.

Tonight, he was getting ready for his bath, and he wanted to play with his water pistol in the bath. I said he could, but he wasn't to squirt Elena in the face with it, nor was he to squirt anything outside of the bath - I even provided him with two floaty balls to use as target practice, and I said "You can squirt those, but only those, and nothing else, okay?" to which he replied "Okay."

So Cas comes upstairs and bathes the kids while I clean up downstairs. We'd had a little party for Elena's birthday and had a few folk around, so there was a bit to do. Next thing I hear, all holy hell from upstairs.

Zack had squirted Elena in the eyes and face, and then proceeded to squirt the water pistol all over the entire bathroom - wasn't a dry surface in there. Needless to say, mummy and daddy weren't pleased.

So, when he came downstairs, I got him dried, and told him that because he doesn't listen to threats, that I would make it a reality.

I binned his water pistol.

Then the tantrums kicked in. Shouting, stamping, screaming, the works. He even tried digging it out of the bin to get it back. So, I just flipped, and in a move that I will cover a little later on, I got it back out and in front of him, broke it in half and put it back in the bin. I told him that he was going to learn there are consequencs for his actions, and if he wanted to be a naughty boy, then he was gonna lose all his toys, in the whole "This is why we can't have nice things" vein.

After this explanation - and most likely the vision of all those threats coming true - he calmed down and the night went on as it should.

Zack was tired, and Elena was too, and Cas was absolutely jiggered after the party, so she got bathed and took Zack up to bed. Elena fell asleep a little while after so I took her up. Zack didn't seem to be too tired so I took him back down and we started watching Enemy Of The State on TV.

I was feeling somewhat guilty about earlier, in fact I felt a total schmuck for being such a fucking ass and breaking this poor kids heart like that, so I called him over and we had a little heart to heart. I told him...

"Zack, I want to tell you something. Once, when daddy was a little boy, I had been a very naughty boy, and I had got my mummy so angry, that not shouting or smacking my bum would stop me from being naughty. So, she took my up to my bedroom and made me choose my favouritest toy. It was a little blue Transformer car. Only small, but it was my favourite toy ever. She took me into the back garden, handed me a hammer, and she told me to smash it up. She told me that naughty little boys didn't deserve toys like that, and to teach me a lesson, she was going to make me smash it to pieces. She stood over me until I'd smashed it into a million pieces, then she looked me in the eye and asked me if I still wanted to be naughty. I said no. She gave me a big hug, told me she loved me, and then we went back inside. And from that day on, if I was ever told to do something, I did it, and I was never again naughty."

Zack was looking me in the eyes the whole time, taking in the horrific story, and I'm pretty certain the whole thing was ingrained into his consciousness for the future. I gave him a big hug, told him I loved him, and told him to go sit down and we'd watch the film together.

About 10 minutes after, he got off the sofa and went over to the other sofa, came back and went:

"Daddy, got you a present..."

...and he hands me this little Thomas The Tank Engine toy he got for Christmas.

"You can have this, cos you not got lickle Transformer car anymore."

...

...

...

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tl;dr - when I get paid, I'm buying him another water pistol.

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Heres a true story for you all. And I know its true, because it happened merely half an hour ago, in this house, and I was part of it.

So we've been having problems with Zack behaving himself. He's a typical 3 year old kid - stamps his feet whenever he can't have something, throws things at people, will do whatever it is that you have just told him not to do. The usual stuff.

We've tried the naughty step. We've tried smacked bums (not too hard, mind - we're parents not child abusers). We've tried shouting. We've tried threatening to throw out all his toys. They have all worked... for around an hour, and then bam, back to square one.

Tonight, he was getting ready for his bath, and he wanted to play with his water pistol in the bath. I said he could, but he wasn't to squirt Elena in the face with it, nor was he to squirt anything outside of the bath - I even provided him with two floaty balls to use as target practice, and I said "You can squirt those, but only those, and nothing else, okay?" to which he replied "Okay."

So Cas comes upstairs and bathes the kids while I clean up downstairs. We'd had a little party for Elena's birthday and had a few folk around, so there was a bit to do. Next thing I hear, all holy hell from upstairs.

Zack had squirted Elena in the eyes and face, and then proceeded to squirt the water pistol all over the entire bathroom - wasn't a dry surface in there. Needless to say, mummy and daddy weren't pleased.

So, when he came downstairs, I got him dried, and told him that because he doesn't listen to threats, that I would make it a reality.

I binned his water pistol.

Then the tantrums kicked in. Shouting, stamping, screaming, the works. He even tried digging it out of the bin to get it back. So, I just flipped, and in a move that I will cover a little later on, I got it back out and in front of him, broke it in half and put it back in the bin. I told him that he was going to learn there are consequencs for his actions, and if he wanted to be a naughty boy, then he was gonna lose all his toys, in the whole "This is why we can't have nice things" vein.

After this explanation - and most likely the vision of all those threats coming true - he calmed down and the night went on as it should.

Zack was tired, and Elena was too, and Cas was absolutely jiggered after the party, so she got bathed and took Zack up to bed. Elena fell asleep a little while after so I took her up. Zack didn't seem to be too tired so I took him back down and we started watching Enemy Of The State on TV.

I was feeling somewhat guilty about earlier, in fact I felt a total schmuck for being such a fucking ass and breaking this poor kids heart like that, so I called him over and we had a little heart to heart. I told him...

"Zack, I want to tell you something. Once, when daddy was a little boy, I had been a very naughty boy, and I had got my mummy so angry, that not shouting or smacking my bum would stop me from being naughty. So, she took my up to my bedroom and made me choose my favouritest toy. It was a little blue Transformer car. Only small, but it was my favourite toy ever. She took me into the back garden, handed me a hammer, and she told me to smash it up. She told me that naughty little boys didn't deserve toys like that, and to teach me a lesson, she was going to make me smash it to pieces. She stood over me until I'd smashed it into a million pieces, then she looked me in the eye and asked me if I still wanted to be naughty. I said no. She gave me a big hug, told me she loved me, and then we went back inside. And from that day on, if I was ever told to do something, I did it, and I was never again naughty."

Zack was looking me in the eyes the whole time, taking in the horrific story, and I'm pretty certain the whole thing was ingrained into his consciousness for the future. I gave him a big hug, told him I loved him, and told him to go sit down and we'd watch the film together.

About 10 minutes after, he got off the sofa and went over to the other sofa, came back and went:

"Daddy, got you a present..."

...and he hands me this little Thomas The Tank Engine toy he got for Christmas.

"You can have this, cos you not got lickle Transformer car anymore."

...

...

...

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tl;dr - when I get paid, I'm buying him another water pistol.



...So...

he gave you a Thomas the Tank engine....

...and then Nicholas Cage shot him with a sniper rifle?....


:wtf:

Edit: I'm being silly. It was very heart warming dude :)

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Heres a true story for you all. And I know its true, because it happened merely half an hour ago, in this house, and I was part of it.

So we've been having problems with Zack behaving himself. He's a typical 3 year old kid - stamps his feet whenever he can't have something, throws things at people, will do whatever it is that you have just told him not to do. The usual stuff.

We've tried the naughty step. We've tried smacked bums (not too hard, mind - we're parents not child abusers). We've tried shouting. We've tried threatening to throw out all his toys. They have all worked... for around an hour, and then bam, back to square one.

Tonight, he was getting ready for his bath, and he wanted to play with his water pistol in the bath. I said he could, but he wasn't to squirt Elena in the face with it, nor was he to squirt anything outside of the bath - I even provided him with two floaty balls to use as target practice, and I said "You can squirt those, but only those, and nothing else, okay?" to which he replied "Okay."

So Cas comes upstairs and bathes the kids while I clean up downstairs. We'd had a little party for Elena's birthday and had a few folk around, so there was a bit to do. Next thing I hear, all holy hell from upstairs.

Zack had squirted Elena in the eyes and face, and then proceeded to squirt the water pistol all over the entire bathroom - wasn't a dry surface in there. Needless to say, mummy and daddy weren't pleased.

So, when he came downstairs, I got him dried, and told him that because he doesn't listen to threats, that I would make it a reality.

I binned his water pistol.

Then the tantrums kicked in. Shouting, stamping, screaming, the works. He even tried digging it out of the bin to get it back. So, I just flipped, and in a move that I will cover a little later on, I got it back out and in front of him, broke it in half and put it back in the bin. I told him that he was going to learn there are consequencs for his actions, and if he wanted to be a naughty boy, then he was gonna lose all his toys, in the whole "This is why we can't have nice things" vein.

After this explanation - and most likely the vision of all those threats coming true - he calmed down and the night went on as it should.

Zack was tired, and Elena was too, and Cas was absolutely jiggered after the party, so she got bathed and took Zack up to bed. Elena fell asleep a little while after so I took her up. Zack didn't seem to be too tired so I took him back down and we started watching Enemy Of The State on TV.

I was feeling somewhat guilty about earlier, in fact I felt a total schmuck for being such a fucking ass and breaking this poor kids heart like that, so I called him over and we had a little heart to heart. I told him...

"Zack, I want to tell you something. Once, when daddy was a little boy, I had been a very naughty boy, and I had got my mummy so angry, that not shouting or smacking my bum would stop me from being naughty. So, she took my up to my bedroom and made me choose my favouritest toy. It was a little blue Transformer car. Only small, but it was my favourite toy ever. She took me into the back garden, handed me a hammer, and she told me to smash it up. She told me that naughty little boys didn't deserve toys like that, and to teach me a lesson, she was going to make me smash it to pieces. She stood over me until I'd smashed it into a million pieces, then she looked me in the eye and asked me if I still wanted to be naughty. I said no. She gave me a big hug, told me she loved me, and then we went back inside. And from that day on, if I was ever told to do something, I did it, and I was never again naughty."

Zack was looking me in the eyes the whole time, taking in the horrific story, and I'm pretty certain the whole thing was ingrained into his consciousness for the future. I gave him a big hug, told him I loved him, and told him to go sit down and we'd watch the film together.

About 10 minutes after, he got off the sofa and went over to the other sofa, came back and went:

"Daddy, got you a present..."

...and he hands me this little Thomas The Tank Engine toy he got for Christmas.

"You can have this, cos you not got lickle Transformer car anymore."

...

...

...

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tl;dr - when I get paid, I'm buying him another water pistol.


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D'AWWWWW'd at Blokey's story, but didn't BAWWWWW.

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