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 Post subject: My god what have they done...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:51 am 
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Being curious, a few weeks ago I made a pact that everyone in my circle of friends at the time would try ET for the Atari.
Being the widely proclaimed "worst game ever", it made me and a few friends interested in seeing how bad it truly is.
I just finally got the game and oh my god... I don't even...
Walking takes away your life (which starts at OVER NINE THOUSANDNNNDD). Seriously. I start out with 9999 life... and walking drains it.

I'm being chased by inspector gadget (and/or dick tracy), Ness, and the kid from the game Paperboy. I don't know what the fuck is goin on. I keep falling into pits no matter where I step. Even if I'm away from the pit texture, I fall in.
So far, I've acquired 9 black dots (or pieces of a phone from what I'm told) and the letter C...
Yes. The letter C. I looked at a logo which looked like a flaming Z, picked it up, and the letter C appeared at the top of the screen. Go figure.

So I died several times and the kid brings me back (some freakin how). I got game over, that was it. Fuckit.
I go left and end up where I was when I went right, I go right, then end up where I was when I went left..
Go up to change the pace? You'll only end up where you would be if you went right. This game is freakin odd. I guess getting curious isn't always the best. I did get a laugh out of it though... and I'm keeping it XD

Anybody else put themselves through this?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:37 am 
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I...actually bought the damn thing when it came out.....I almost cried it sucked so bad.... :facepalm:

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This makes me glad it was before my time.

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^It was before my time too, what's your point?
I'm still glad to honestly say that I played it :D.....
my ears... my eyes... they BURRNNNN

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^It was before my time too, what's your point?
I'm still glad to honestly say that I played it :D.....
my ears... my eyes... they BURRNNNN


I'm glad I never went back to what was before my time, that's my point.

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All games weren't that bad.. I hope.. lol

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All games weren't that bad.. I hope.. lol


I'm sure they weren't. Otherwise, you and me wouldn't know what video games were. Blokey and all the other geezers would have buried every mention of 'em if that were the case.

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I definitely owned this game when it was new and I played it a lot. I doubt I hated it, although I couldn't say how that reflects on the game itself.

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I definitely owned this game when it was new and I played it a lot. I doubt I hated it

eh... w-wh....
WUT?

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feitclub wrote:
I definitely owned this game when it was new and I played it a lot. I doubt I hated it

eh... w-wh....
WUT?


Trololololol, lololol, lololol, lololololollll


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still better then E.T.

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still better then E.T.

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