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SugaFree
 Post subject: Swedish man dies after banging a hornet nest
PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 11:00 pm 
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A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.


How about some puns for the dearly departed? I will start.

"He was horny for hornets"


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Awwww, that's how I wanted to go.

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RIP Seb.

this who I first thought of BORK BORK BORK

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SugaFree wrote:
How about some puns for the dearly departed? I will start.

"He was horny for hornets"


He told the hornets to "get fucked"

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Someone took the birds and the bees literally.

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If this guy isn't Time's "Man of the Year", I call bullshit.

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Something about this guy's stupidity really bugs me.

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Bork bork bork so far was the best raff

Also Seb :lol:

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I don't get what all the buzz is about. Swedish people are crazy.

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Guys, whatever happened to Seb?

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Read the article for more details.

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Heh.

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