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 Post subject: Azumi - possibly the best movie ever EVER
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:26 pm 
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So on cable TV here we have a channel called Bravo (and its sister channel Bravo 2). You get all kinds of kickass shows on them, such as The A Team, Worlds Wildest Police Chases, TNA Wrestling and the odd kung fu/action movie.

With the release of Ninja Gaiden II, they've been showing a lot of kung fu movies, and been bigging up one called "Azumi" and its sequel, "Azumi 2". It looked pretty awesome, so me and Cas sat down to watch it.

It has just this minute finished, and all I can say is "...............".

I have NEVER, EVER, seen a kung fu movie this good. And I've seen a lot of them.

The story of a group of kids brought up to be assassins, one day Azumi and one of the group are kicked out for protecting innocent people (they weren't getting paid to do it, so shouldn't have done it). Going their own way, they continue the mission they set out to. Along the way both the assassins and Azumi meet several people out to stop them.

Cue lots and lots of swords, gallons of blood, and wireworks the likes you won't have seen since Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Seriously, this film just blew me away, and that takes some doing.

Here's the final scene from the movie. Check out its awesomeness.



I am so fucking buying this movie, and any/all sequels.

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So lazy you just decided to indulge in a little copy-and-paste, eh?

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Copypasta is delicious. :)

Well, I figured I'd tell you guys, as well as the rest over there.

But goddamn is it an awesome film.

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Copypasta is indeed a scrumptious dish of which one may partake. I don't think I've ever helped myself to as large a serving as you did, though. :lol:

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they make it anime like.

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Maybe that's what makes it great.

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Azumi is epic :) I have it on special edition DVD!

Bravo is also epic, they show adult swim and adult content and A team. And Chuck Norris.

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Dirty/Foxy wrote:
Azumi is epic :) I have it on special edition DVD!

Bravo is also epic, they show adult swim and adult content and A team. And Chuck Norris.

Chuck
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:D


If its on when Zack is feeding, he will remove the bottle from his mouth if it blocks his view of Hannibal shooting from a helicopter or a chav getting kicked in the face by a copper.

I love my son. :)

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I love it when a plan comes together!

A-team taught me from a young age that shooting cars was ok because people don't really die, they just get a little dirty :]

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If its on when Zack is feeding, he will remove the bottle from his mouth if it blocks his view of Hannibal shooting from a helicopter or a chav getting kicked in the face by a copper.

I love my son. :)


My God. Your kid's badass.

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So I am guessing Zack is more awesome then you blokeh? :lol:

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Seems like it. :lol:

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