http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch

That's right. It's a song called "Lick My Ass"

Do yourselves a favor and listen to the MIDI file on the page. It's the happiest song ever written.

Mozart was also deaf!!

^No no, that was Beethoven.

If this is true, I lawl. If it's fake (which I can't help but think it is), I still lawl. Either way, I lawl, and if you lawl, you win. Thus, I win either way.

^I've looking into this a LOT, and all signs are pointing to that it IS true. There's a lot of talk that Mozart might not have done the music, but most are certain that he wrote the lyrics.

Apparently Mozart was a pretty big jerk. In a good way.

Like, he'd be a model member here.

Well, he did hit his stride as an adolescent. I can totally believe it. Musical prodigy or not, he was still a typically vulgar teenager.