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 Post subject: Cleavage, bastards, and lady-boners
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:53 pm 
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Nope, not a regular evening round Smokey's house.

Etrian Odyssey 4 just got given a teen rating because of, well, this:

The ESRB wrote:
This is a role-playing game in which players control a group of fighters that explore fantastical labyrinths. Players engage in turn-based combat against a variety of fantasy creatures (e.g., large insects, slime creatures, sorcerers), selecting moves from a menu-based set of options. Attack moves are accompanied by light effects, bashing sounds, and hit point values. One labyrinth contains a hallway and a door that is stained with blood; a bear is also depicted with red stains on its fur and claws. A few female characters are depicted wearing bikini/low-cut tops that expose deep cleavage; one line of suggestive dialogue states, 'I gotta lady boner harder dan steel for dat stuff!' The words “bastard,” “damn,” and “hell” appear in dialogue.


So yeah. There you go.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:59 pm 
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Shouldn't this be in the 3DS section?

OT: Not suprised, lol'd at boner part.

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 Post subject: Re: Cleavage, bastards, and lady-boners
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:03 pm 
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Duly noted, moved.

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This is the game that's gonna kick-start my 3DS interest.

Basically, I'll own the game before I own the console, like Disgaea 3 with the PS3.

The Etrian games gimmie a lady-boner so hard...

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