Why is there no hype train for this game yet?

Blokeymon · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:24 pm

Jlikew00t wrote:

1. Killer7 had a shit PS2 port, much like Resident Evil 4;which is why they gave RE4 more content.

Because porting affects the game itself, yes? Unless the game was totally different in every respect, your point = my hair is a bird.

Jlikew00t wrote:

2. late to the party, now when you brag about your retro collection, was it ever at any point new or did you come late to the party with that too?

I detested the first three RE games as they were control-friendly as trying to fist-fuck a 500lb grizzly, and only got RE4 on Wii because the reviews said that the controls for the Wii version were boss, and they were.

Jlikew00t wrote:

3. Good, me neither. I didn't enjoy sailing after the first time. I didn't need the teleportation mechanic to hinder me either..and I most certainly never wish to see Tingle's face again unless its to sell me a map for 5 rupees and he goes back up into the air after inflating the balloon with his ass.

So then we're alright.

Jlikew00t wrote:

4. Melee =! Brawl or SSB64. Either late to party or playing the wrong game.

Mario vs Starfox vs Link vs Kirby AD FUCKING NAUSEUM. Also, I did have Melee, and thought it was below sub-par, and didn't even bother unlocking the 500 secret characters because FUCK YOU MAKING OVER HALF THE ROSTER LOCKED FROM THE START WHILE MAKING THE MAIN GAME SO BLOODY BUTTON MASHER FRIENDLY THAT I CANNOT BEAR TO PLAY IT FOR MORE THAN 10 MINUTES AT A FUCKING TIME.

Jlikew00t wrote:

5. Missed out big time then. GOTY material.

Aw shit, it sounds awesomesauce.

Jlikew00t · **Joined:** Wed May 06, 2009 1:45 pm **Posts:** 308

Blokeymon wrote:

Jlikew00t wrote:

1. Killer7 had a shit PS2 port, much like Resident Evil 4;which is why they gave RE4 more content.

Because porting affects the game itself, yes? Unless the game was totally different in every respect, your point = my hair is a bird.

Jlikew00t wrote:

2. late to the party, now when you brag about your retro collection, was it ever at any point new or did you come late to the party with that too?

I detested the first three RE games as they were control-friendly as trying to fist-fuck a 500lb grizzly, and only got RE4 on Wii because the reviews said that the controls for the Wii version were boss, and they were.

Jlikew00t wrote:

3. Good, me neither. I didn't enjoy sailing after the first time. I didn't need the teleportation mechanic to hinder me either..and I most certainly never wish to see Tingle's face again unless its to sell me a map for 5 rupees and he goes back up into the air after inflating the balloon with his ass.

So then we're alright.

Jlikew00t wrote:

4. Melee =! Brawl or SSB64. Either late to party or playing the wrong game.

Mario vs Starfox vs Link vs Kirby AD FUCKING NAUSEUM. Also, I did have Melee, and thought it was below sub-par, and didn't even bother unlocking the 500 secret characters because FUCK YOU MAKING OVER HALF THE ROSTER LOCKED FROM THE START WHILE MAKING THE MAIN GAME SO BLOODY BUTTON MASHER FRIENDLY THAT I CANNOT BEAR TO PLAY IT FOR MORE THAN 10 MINUTES AT A FUCKING TIME.

Jlikew00t wrote:

5. Missed out big time then. GOTY material.

Aw shit, it sounds awesomesauce.

1. yes..it does. It affects the experience. If it looks shit, if you get impatient waiting for screens to load. Yes, it affects it.

2. Git gud.

3. Perhaps.

4. Below sub-par? WTF, brain defect or just born to troll? Roster locked yes. Ways to unlock in no time* yes. I guess you got bored of being beat by Cass? Hate SSB for being mash friendly, yet begrudge SF for being technically difficult to combo? Where's the middle ground? Don't tell me Tekken strings get you off?

5. why you gotta play that song so loud? because we want to, because we want to.

*except MewTwo and Game and Watch.

Blokeymon · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:56 pm

I don't begrudge SF for anything. Its the people that make it a bad experience. And thats not a dig at you, cos you actually make me challenge myself. But people like Dacres can fuck right off.

The rest, I stand by, because personal opinions =/= fact.

Jlikew00t · **Joined:** Wed May 06, 2009 1:45 pm **Posts:** 308

Blokeymon wrote:

I don't begrudge SF for anything. Its the people that make it a bad experience. And thats not a dig at you, cos you actually make me challenge myself. But people like Dacres can fuck right off.

The rest, I stand by, because personal opinions =/= fact.

Dacres has an interesting approach.

Hunt for a handful of moves and work your game around their use.

Seriously..it doesn't matter who he picks; its always the same tactic. Which is why when he tries characters who have polar-opposite strategies they don't work for him.

because his defence is solid it makes it seem that much cheaper whenever he does something..

but yeah, I'm fucked off with him at the minute because his new gimmick is Hakan and I refuse to "play the game" if he plays that character; bottom of the barrel, shitty moves, shitty gimmicks, and it is ALMOST paying off for him. Not even kidding when I say I won't play the game, I sat drinking cherry coke in one hand, piano-tapping kick buttons with the other (mashing) Chun's kicks until I won.

and yes, the people ruin everything. Makes no difference what game it is. Its always the people...but people ruin all sorts of things

Terradude · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:36 am

Blokeymon wrote:

Jlikew00t wrote:

1. Killer7 had a shit PS2 port, much like Resident Evil 4;which is why they gave RE4 more content.

Because porting affects the game itself, yes? Unless the game was totally different in every respect, your point = my hair is a bird.

What hair? 8-)

SugaFree · **Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:00 pm

I stroke my boner for Luigis Mansion.

fanboy19 · **Joined:** Thu May 15, 2008 10:31 pm **Posts:** 2303

no hype because no one has a 3ds.

HGW XX/7 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:02 pm

fanboy19 wrote:

no hype because no one has a 3ds.

Pretty much this.

Also, I'm with the Blokeh: Smash Bros. Melee was terrible when compared to Smash Bros. 64.

OOOOOOH SO MUCH MORE CONTENT.

Too bad it wasn't remotely fun.

Smash Bros. 64 was a fucking blast. Melee lost something along the way.

Smokey · **Posted:** Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:17 pm

Maybe it's 'cause I didn't have an Nintendo Sixty FOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRR and I couldn't play Smash Bros 64, but I loved Melee. Didn't really get into Brawl as much.

Nintendawg · **Posted:** Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:04 pm

I loved all three of em, and every iteration only made the games better, imo.
I can't wait till the next one, if only because I want to see how Sakurai handles it.

I am not a fan of his decision to make the game for two different systems, so I want to see how that will all work out.

Jlikew00t · **Joined:** Wed May 06, 2009 1:45 pm **Posts:** 308

HGW XX/7 wrote:

fanboy19 wrote:

no hype because no one has a 3ds.

Pretty much this.

Also, I'm with the Blokeh: Smash Bros. Melee was terrible when compared to Smash Bros. 64.

OOOOOOH SO MUCH MORE CONTENT.

Too bad it wasn't remotely fun.

Smash Bros. 64 was a fucking blast. Melee lost something along the way.

Not fun? Wow, you're doing it wrong.

The fuck. Ugly ass character models, slow as fuck movement, unresponsive controls.

Hurr so much better than sequel.

You guys are ass backwards up in here. Carl, where did you find them? Shit.

Smokey · **Posted:** Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:48 pm

Jlikew00t wrote:

HGW XX/7 wrote:

fanboy19 wrote:

no hype because no one has a 3ds.

Pretty much this.

Also, I'm with the Blokeh: Smash Bros. Melee was terrible when compared to Smash Bros. 64.

OOOOOOH SO MUCH MORE CONTENT.

Too bad it wasn't remotely fun.

Smash Bros. 64 was a fucking blast. Melee lost something along the way.

Not fun? Wow, you're doing it wrong.

The fuck. Ugly ass character models, slow as fuck movement, unresponsive controls.

Hurr so much better than sequel.

You guys are ass backwards up in here. Carl, where did you find them? Shit.

Let's get something straight right now. CARL found US. We came over here later.

Okay, continue.

SugaFree · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:10 pm

Opinions I know, but holy shit are you guys fucking backwards as hell. Melee was great and is still my favorite out of the 3 games. Wasnt retarded slow like the first and didnt have stupid ass tripping like the third.

Smokey · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:30 pm

SugaFree wrote:

Opinions I know, but holy shit are you guys fucking backwards as hell. Melee was great and is still my favorite out of the 3 games. Wasnt retarded slow like the first and didnt have stupid ass tripping like the third.

Don't lump me in with those bums. I'm totally with you on this, brah.

Terradude · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:24 pm

I wasn't bothered by the tripping in Brawl, and preferred it cause it made everything lighter and floatier, and I've always mained light, floaty characters.

Weegee ftw.

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