So my computer is having a huge problem.

About five minutes into startup it refuses to do anything. Anything I click on after this five minutes my computer acts as if I didn't click on it. Any program I do have up before the 5 minute limit gets the "not responding" treatment. I can go into safe mode with no problems whatsoever(that's how I'm typing this). I've tried restoring it to a earlier date with no avail.

I've tried msconfig and disabled everything for startup-same issue.

Any tech savvy member want to help before I use my computer as a practice dummy for my baseball bat?

The fact that it works when you are in safe mode suggests to me that the probable cause is a malware infection. As for the exact infection, I can't say as this is the first I have heard of something like this.

Perhaps someone else knows?

I had this when someone borrowed my laptop.

The only thing that eventually got it working was when I backed everything up in safe mode and then formatted. Works like a treat now.