Dunno if this is out for you Euros, but Prinny: Can I really be a hero? is like being raped. In a good way.

Imagine a platformer that gives you 1000 lives to complete the task assigned. There are 2 difficulties. 1 for casuals where you can get hit 3 times before you die, and the other is only for the most hardcore of players.

The insane difficulty of the game will rape a few, and they'll respond like a weakling. Traumatized and crying they'll claim the game sucks, or is too hard (that's what she said!). These are people who don't understand the joy of being destroyed.

This game is like being stabbed during intercourse. You'll feel a little lightheaded at first from the bloodloss, but soon you're trained to like it.

Break out your ball-gags and handcuffs, 'cause once this game is done dominating you, you'll be begging for more. Beg for it. Beg for it now.

Seek professional help.

Please.

On a side note, I have been keeping an eye on this, as it sounded pretty neat. But no, it ain't here yet.

Too kinky for you?

The game will start off with a gentle caress, and some arousing foreplay. Then it hits you in the face with brick and has its way with you.

And it's awesome.

two words ME WANTS. this game looks right up my street bat-shit-crazy.

If you want to prepare yourself for the masochism required for this game you can start by firmly grabbing your testicles and twising them clockwise 12 times. Lather, rinse, and repeat.

Sounds interesting....

its like if contra and metal slug had a baby, then gradius and castle of shikigami had a baby as well and the two babys had a baby, that last baby is prinny

this joke may not cross the pond. I am use to pain my g/f loves mcfly I'll give some idea what mcfly are a pop band trying (and failing) to be an emo band

I had to take my sister to a McFly gig once. True story. It wasn't my finest hour.

ouch my sympathy to you for that. I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy, actually I would

Didn't believe you had a sister then.

Still don't know.

You love McFly.

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